Kev and eucalyptus lasagne do not mix!

Dear Diary,

You might think a portly koala and eucalyptus pasta would be a match made in marsupial heaven… but you’d be wrong! I’ve got pasta on the ceiling and eucalyptus sauce on my ears.

All I can say is thank god that Gordan Ramsey isn’t here. He’d probably make me throw my meal (and this freebie) in the bin!