Nope… Kev can’t learn to code

Dear Diary,

I started coding with so much optimism, but now I’m not so sure. Turns out, coding is almost impossible with claws and furry fingers. Every time I press a key, I end up hitting another three. Seriously, it’s driving me mad. But alas… I’m not too bothered. After all, claws and furry fingers make it easy to gift you epic pokie bonuses!