My Christmas lunch was a jolly big success

Dear Diary,

They came, they ate, they didn’t clean up. That’s ok though. My Chrissy lunch was a raging success. Everyone had fun and uncle Tubby left with a full belly, which is quite an achievement. In any case, there’s still some treats left over for dessert. So feel free to help yourself to this delicious bonus below… before Tubby comes back for seconds.