Kev’s new sunnies — hot or not?

Dear Diary,

I visited an online shop today and found some epic sunnies. There were Koala-Eyes, Pubmasters and Eucalypt Wrap-Arounds to choose from, but I settled for a classic – G’daviators. What do you think? I feel pretty cool, but not as cool as you’ll feel after grabbing this bright and sunny freebie.