A bucks party beach day (with mankinis)

Dear Diary,

So I decided to throw a bucks party on the beach, but with a twist. Instead of boardies, we have to wear bright coloured mankinis. I know, I know… it’s going to be horrendous. But who cares? At least it’ll be a day that we won’t soon forget. I do feel sorry that you must see me in a mankini though, so here’s a consolation bonus to perk you up.