Look out… Kev drank too much coffee

Dear Diary,

Looks like I blew another job. This time though it wasn’t because of my competition. I failed at becoming a barista because I drank waaaaay too much coffee. Turns out I should be preparing it, not sipping it. Oh well. Those double shots could make a sloth move faster than Usain Bolt. At least Fair Go has always got my back when it comes to freebies.