Yep… Kev blew it with his koala crush

Dear Diary,

That’s it… I’m never ever in a million gazillion years reading another book. I blame the last one for making me miss my koala date (with the sauciest koala in town no less). So now here I am. Alone on the couch. Oh well… at least I have epic punters like you and bonuses like this to cheer me up.