It’s last place for Kev the Koala…

Dear Diary,

Yep… just as I thought. Those super fit, super ripped little kids absolutely blitzed me! I was slower than a wet week and they totally dominated… but at least I gave nippers a crack. Now I can hold my fuzzy head up high.

Besides, those grommets still can’t claim this bonus or drink eucalyptus beer, so nah, nah, na-na, nah!