Wow… singing is harder than it looks

Dear Diary,

Today I had my very first singing lesson and mate… it’s bloody hard. I sounded like, well, a koala in the wild. Screeching, screaming and making a racket. No worries though – I’m still gonna belt out a few tunes on this here stage. Stand back and watch me go, Fair Go punter. I’m singing up a bonus offer just for you.