Kev was mugged (for a few gumnuts)

Dear Diary,

So these blokes drove up behind me then jumped out of their ute. They then proceeded to push me around until my backpack fell down. They snatched it and rummaged through the contents, only to find a few measly gumnuts. I was really scared… but I also felt lucky. Why? They never found the bonus that I was in my back pocket.